Top Hat and Enchilada

Top Hat's Fanfiction Corner





Title of fanfic: The Lost Boys
Author: hwimsey
Fandom: Twilight
Link: The Lost Boys
Link To The Lost Boys Website: The Lost Boys Website
Summery: Three young woman, three young men, a potentially haunted Victorian that's falling apart around their ears, unrequited love, and an up and coming band. Take all that, shake it up, and set it in romantic San Francisco. All human, usual pairings.




Top Hat's review:

Holy cuss.
-I am sorry, I saw Fantastic Mr. Fox this weekend, and am still in Mr. Fox mode.-

So, I've been reading The Lost Boys for only about a month now. -things are thrown at Top Hat-

Yes, yes, I know. It's been in my e-mail forever now because I am subscribed to the amazing author that is hwimsey, but I have never read it.


This is probably one of the worst mistakes I have made. Ever.

Once I finally decided to read it, my heart...it like..imploded. In a good way.

If you like music, read this. If you like the deepest of loves, read this. If you like ghost stories, read this. If you like amazing sex, read this. If you like amazing plot lines with characters that seem to be breathing in front of you, read this. If you like good writing, READ THIS!!!!!

Or you know...if you don't want me to shank you, read it.

Honest to the holy gnomes, this is probably one of the best fan fictions-no-writings I have ever read.

Edward is the amazing musician, and Bella is his muse, but it is SOOO much more than that. There is this whole other story, within the story. There are so many elements to this story that....I just wanna hug it, or hwimsey, at least.

There is great humor, wonderful dialogue, and it is not your typical cliche story or fanfic.


So. I HIGHLY RECOMMEND THIS!!!!!
If this were a book....nah...it just needs to be published. Then, there needs to be a movie.

Top Hat's Rating: Five jars of Tomato Paste out of five







I OWN NOTHING!!! PLEASE!!! NO SUEINGS!!! NOTHING ON HERE IS MINE!!! Cept my review. :]

(hwimsey...if you're reading this... I LURVE YOU!!! Thank you for writing such an amazing fic!!!)


Posted by Top Hat on December 14th, 2009

Enchilada's TV Station

Title of show: Dexter
Seasons thus far: Six
Episode length: Hour
Rating: TV MA
Summery: Based on Jeff Lindsay's novels Darkly Dreaming Dexter and Dearly Devoted Dexter this crime thriller follows Dexter Morgan. Dexter is a forensic blood spatter expert for the Miami Dade Police Department. He is the main support for his sister. He has a steady girlfriend, with two kids who adore him. He also has an active "night life". Based on a code instilled in him by his foster father, Harry, he hunts down people who have escaped justice and makes sure they don't get away with a crime again.







Enchilada's opinion: I think Dexter is a killer show. (Pun intended). I mean, who wouldn't love a serial killer who kills other serial killers? If you are a fan of CSI, NCIS, or even Law and Order, you'll probably like this series. Theres lots of sexual content, and language, and blood. :D
Plus, Michael C. Hall is very sexy. So, unless you want the Gnome to eat you, use this button-link, and go watch some Dexter now...bitch-es.







Posted by Enchilada on November 30th, 2009

Our itunes podcast: http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=334156864

Enchilada: Le Moo.

Top Hat: Le Grunt.

Top Hat: Don't you love Pepe Le Pew?

Enchilada: Yesh, but I loves our podcast better.

Top Hat: "Everyone should have a hobby, mine is making love."

Enchilada: -shakes head-

Top Hat: Le sigh, I loves Pepe Le Pew.

Enchilada: We gets the point Top Hat, gets on with tellings da peoples about da podcast of ours.

Top Hat: Well you see....

Enchilada: What had happened was...

Top Hat: After stalking Russell Brand...

Enchilada: And Gerard Way...

Top Hat: And Robert Pattinson....

Enchilada: And Kat Von D...

Top Hat: And all of the people we always stalk... (ie: Tom Sturridge, Amy Lee, Megan Fox, Gaspard Ulliel, Alex Pettyfer, Alex Evans, Victoria Frances, Stephenie Meyer, Edgar Allan Poe, The Beatles, Bert McCracken, Cassandra Clare, Fictional characters, Random Musicans, Amazing writers, Random Directors, You, Different fros around the world....ect..ect..ect)

Enchilada: We thought about you guys, and made a wonderful podcast about the midnight premire of New Moon, and such things...

Top Hat: Such things...such things...

Enchilada: To know what these such things tis be...go listen to it...now.

Top Hat: Remember to subscribe...and download us!

Enchilada: Yesh...we want to be inside of your ipods. heh heh.

Top Hat: It's not that bad. Just think, we're already inside of your computer.

Enchilada: heh heh heh. GO NOW! May the force be with you.

Top Hat: Pepe Le Pew, will squirt at you, if no go.

:D




Top Hat and Enchilada Podcast Two: Windchime Sparkles and Bugs
Itunes Link: http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=334156864

Posted by, Top Hat and Enchilada on November 29th, 2009

Oh look, an Enchilada recipe.
Go now all, and make an Enchilada.
-snickers- This recipe is epic.
xoxo

Enchilada Recipe, courtsey of: xxxkittykatxxx

Ingredeiants:

Millions of Albino tadpoles

1 small cave

1 quart Enchilada sauce

1egg

1 snake

Pour tadpoles into cave. Put snake in cave. Pull it out. Put it back in. Pull it out. Put it back in. (Continue until it hisses.) Add egg (deshelled). Mix with tadpoles. 9 months later, cut out Enchilada and pour Enchilada sauce in her.

Thanks
xxxkittykatxxx!!!!

Posted by Top Hat, on October 22nd, 2009

Top Hat: ITS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S FINALLY HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JGHLKDFJGKDFHLDHI389938Q79358OIWEHOP8Q3Y989y083Y08ED80 3E48434R898I54R905434OL.9!!!!!!!!!!!!!DJILD!!!

Enchilada: Shut up, I'm playing it.

Top Hat: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
OH M GIIZZZLLLLEEEEEE FOOOO SHIIIZZZLLLEEE MMMIIII GIZZZLLLLEEE!!!!
Le pant, le heave.

Enchilada: Go away, I'm having sex with Axel. He has a very nice penis. :]

Top Hat: KKKKKIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGDDDDDOOOOOOOMMMMMMM HHHHHEEEEAAAAARRRRTTTTSSSS!!! I have found a whole new layer -heh layer- of love for Axel. And Roxas. And Zexion. And the Organization. And Xion. And-

Enchilada: Axel is mine. And he was mine before you liked him

Top Hat: .....but...but...but....AXEL!!!!!!!!!!!

Enchilada: Back off chick, the firery beast in black is mine.

Top Hat: Oh, you mean Noface?



Enchilada: I SAID FIRERY!!! Noface does not spark fire from chakrams.

Top Hat: Yes he does.

Enchilada: Prove it then.

Top Hat: -Noface sends out flames bursting from his hands into Enchilada's face-

Enchilada: That didn't really happen, you just typed it....dumbass.

Top Hat: Yes it did.

Enchilada: Prove it.

Top Hat: -hits Enchilada in head with lighter- There. I proved it.


Hey you guys....KINGDOM HEARTS 358/2 DAYS CAME OUT!!!! WHOOOOO!!! ....of the closet....heh heh.

Anyways, we are uber happy.

Enchilada actually obtained the game before Top Hat for the first time in her life.

Top Hat is extremely pissed off.
-Enchilada laughs evily-

Top Hat is currently on day: 152
Enchilada is currently on day: 258

Yes, Top Hat is deeply upset.
-Enchilada laughs evily-

Once we are both finished, we will review. Most likely in a podcast. So...our questions are....who's playing it? What day are you on? What do you like best about it so far?

WE LOVE YOOO!!!









Posted by Top Hat and Enchilada on Tuesday October 20th, 2009

Top Hat: ENCHILADA HAS TO PEE!? WHAT KIND OF TITLE IS THAT?

Enchilada: I have to pee!

Top Hat: ....They does not mean...we title....our POST ENCHILADA HAS TO FUCKING PEE!

Enchilada: Well, it will make people look at us.

Top Hat: People already look at us...just not in a good way. And I don't think telling the world you have to pee, is getting publicity the good way...

Enchilada: Well, if it makes you feel any better, I don't have to pee anymore.

Top Hat: No, it doesn't really. I'm sure you feel better though..

Enchilada: I DO!!! :D

Top Hat: -hits self-

Enchilada: Can we tell the people about our podcast now?

Top Hat: Thats what I orginally that this post was about, but apparently, you have to pee.

Enchilada: Well you're the one who brought up the subject of my bladder.

Top Hat: YOU TITLED IT 'ENCHILADA HAD TO PEE'!

Enchilada: IT WAS A TRUE STATEMENT! GET OFF MY FUCKING DICK!

Top Hat: But I thought you liked it when I was on top?


Hey everyone! We got a podcast!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTT!!!!

So everyone has to go subscribe on itunes, its FREE!!!!

PLEASE!!!
Rate and leave reviews. If you want, it is POSSIBLE you can be a guest.

LOVE US! TALK TO US, AND....YEAHH!!!

Follow the link, and if you subscribe, your ipod and itunes automatically gets updated everytime we update:
http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=334156864

If you do not have itunes, please listen to us online here: http://tophatandenchiladapodcast.mevio.com/

Please, go listen to us.

Leave comments!

Posted by: Top Hat and Enchilada on October 6th, 2009

You may recognize the above quote...hmmm...

Top Hat: Dnanananananananananaananananannaananannananaanana!
WHOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Enchilada: What the fuck?

Top Hat: I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I'm just....so....excitied!

Enchilada: What are you excited about? -.-

Top Hat: After FIVE years....

Enchilada: You've finally found your brain..?

Top Hat: -glares at Enchilada- See if I let your watch porn tonight..hmph...NO! AFTER FIVE LONG YEARS OF WAITING...THEY ARE FINALLY-

Enchilada: Going to kill you!

Top Hat: NO!!! -hits Enchilada in the back of the head- If you would just let me finish!

Enchilada: If you would JUST let me watch Project Runway...!

Top Hat: Honestly Enchilada, why do watch Project Runway?

Enchilada: Because! Of my gay people...!

Top Hat: Although gay people are epic, Project Runway...really?

Enchilada: Yesh. You wouldn't understand! You don't watch tv really..you get addicted to this shit...

Top Hat: Anyways....-coughcough- AFTER FIVE YEARS OF WAITING-

Enchilada: AND AFTER FIVE HOURS OF ME WAITING FOR WHAT YOU ARE GOING TO SAY!!!



Top Hat:WELL IF YOU WOULD QUIT INTERRUPTING ME!!! -cough-

Enchilada: Well, if you would just SPIT IT OUT!!!

Top Hat: Inuyashawillbebackasananimeafterfiveyearsofwaitingbecausethestupidanimepeoplesleftyouhanginginthetvshow...!

Enchilada: I already knew that. I'm going to go watch my show...fool!

Top Hat: Just because you knew, doesn't mean others did!!!

Enchilada: -walks away only to plop in front of the tv-

Top Hat: -sigh- There is no hope.... T.T


IT IS TRUE!!! NO RUMORS!!! Inuyasha will be made into and anime again!!!
We do not know all of the details yet, but apparently in Japan this fall Inuyasha is supposed to be coming (haha) back!!!

Viz has even posted something on their website, which makes us think they will record an English dub as well! And they best have to SAME voice actors!!!!
It will be called "InuYasha: The Final Act"

Here are the first pictures to confirm it!!! :



One of the final panels in the manga...




The logo...!

-Top Hat dies whilst crying tears of joy-

Top Hat: It's so..pretty that my eyes cannot look at it too long, or the will swell from my happy tears...!

Enchilada: Oh God. Will you shut up? I'm trying to watch Project Runway.

Top Hat: -knocks Enchilada out with the remote- Do you kids see what watching too much tv will do to you? It's bad for you.

Enchilada: -wakes up and reminds Top Hat that she wanted to make a post on here about a tv show coming back, while proceeding to strangle her-

^.^



LINKS:

Viz official website about Inuyasha: Inuyasha on Viz

Anime News Network on the new Inuyasha series: Anime News Network on The Final Act

Offical Final Act website (Japanese): http://www.ytv.co.jp/inuyasha/


--more links later--


LET US KNOW IF YOU ARE AS EXCITED AS US TOP HAT!!!
Send in e-mails, or comments (please let us know if you cannot post a comment due to the link not working) to let us know! You can send in fan art or fanfictions!!!
Videos are welcome too!
WE TOP HAT IS VERY EXCITED!!!
So let us know how you feel about this!

LOVE YOO GUYS!!! AND INUYASHA!!!

Jakken, Rin, Sango, Miroku, Myoga, To To Sai, Kikyo, Shippo, Ah Un, Sesshoumaru, Kirara.......EEEEEEPPPP!!!

-Does the happy dance-




WOOOOOOO!!!


Posted by: Top Hat and Enchilada, on August 28th, 2009

Yes. It is true. Top Hat and Enchilada got to meet Peter Facinelli, Dr. Carlise Cullen, Saturday at our mall. He was there for the Red Cross blood drive.
We were estatic.

To say we died was an understatement.
A percentage of our lives has been completed.

We believe he is one of the nicest people to have graced the earth. Truly.

We arrived a little later after the doctor appeared, so we did not get the whole experience of him first entering, and shaking the sound barrier with all of the screams. So, our ears were saved.

We had called the mall before coming and asked just out of curiosity how many people were there, and it was estimated over two-thousand.


Upon arriving, we were greeted with a ridiculously long line that was mainly full of teenage girls and their mothers, with the occasional boyfriend being dragged along.
Due to the long wait, Peter would sometimes come down from his spot on the stage, and talk to the waiting fans in the line. We both got our hands touched due to this. (Top Hat's left, Enchilada's right hand. How ironic!)

We we finally were next in line, we were all nerves. Seeing someone in person is a completely different experience than seeing them on a screen. We do not believe we have ever seen anyone so beautiful in our lives. Enchilada was so nervous, she forgot how to talk. It was physically impossible for her to form words. When it was our turn to get and autograph and a picture, he came over and asked how we were, and what were our names. Top Hat had to do all of the talking. The memory is so vivid, that Top Hat remembers what it felt like to have his hand on her shoulder. We thanked him and walked off stage to wait in line for our picture to print. We both were shaking, and smiling so much it hurt.

Since all of this was for the Red Cross, an autograph was 25 dollars, and a picture was 40 dollars. It was absolutely worth it, and for a good cause.

We sincerely believe that Peter is one of the nicest people you could ever meet.
He even stayed, we think, a couple of hours later than he was supposed to. If you ever get the chance to meet him, you should.

Below are a couple of our pictures from the event.(Top Hat would like you to ignore her hair. Her flat iron just recently had a funeral, and she is on a quest to buy a new one. She is extremely distressed over this.) All the video's credit goes to erica111 on YouTube. She was at the event and recorded them. Thanks, erica.










































Peter's grand enterance.








Posted by: Top Hat and Enchilada, on August 17, 2009

Fears fears go away!
WAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Everybody has some fear right?

Top Hat's are:
SPIDERSSS!!!! T.T
FEET!!!!! I DON'T LIKE FEET!!!
Dying alone and being virgin...forever!!!!
Bugs in general...
The Critter...... -looks over shoulder-
Robert Pattinson dying
Being stabbed in the eye (by a flying penis....owe...)
Ray Torro's fro being demolished/cut off (WHY GOD WHY!!!???)
My poor vage giving birth to child.
MATH
Being kicked in the ribs
Being kicked
Being run-over
Ramen Noodles becoming extinct T.T

Enchilada's are:
Spiders
Dying a virgin
Becoming a cat lady -shudder-
People who can't sing >.<
Top Hat's mommy when she is angry -cries-
Sharks/being eaten alive (Top Hat would like to point out, that oral sex is a form of being eaten alive...heh heh. Sorry. Had to do it!)
Being raped/murdered/captured by a serial killer
Gerard Way dying
Being arrested/jail
Ray Torro's fro being demolished/cut off
Giving birth (OOOWWWWW MY VAGE!!!)
Getting any STD



So tell us....what are your top fears? Are they some of ours? Let us know, and we will dedicate a whole post to the person who comments first. WOOOOOOOO!!!
^.^









Heh heh heh.... >.>

Posted By: Top Hat and Enchilada on August 12th, 2009

We apologize for the jumpiness of this video...Top Hat needs a new camera.

Anyhoos, so this is us. Crazy and awesome. Yesh.
Comments are appreciated.
Top Hat also apologizes for the crappiness of the editing in this video.
She has still not gotten the hang of Sony Vegas, and feels terrible. She herself even thinks she is a better editor than this.

We hope you enjoy! Remember to check back for our first youtube editor!
(We also apologize for the length of this video. It is for that reason that this video was not accepted on youtube.)

Top Hat and Enchilada: "I am secrectly a lion" (Video One) from Top Hat and Enchilada on Vimeo.

Posted by: Top Hat and Enchilada, on July 30, 2009

Title: Tropic of Virgo
Author: In.a.blue.bathrobe
Fandom: Twilight
Rated: M
Summery:
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Tropic of Virgo



I recently discovered Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe a few weeks ago. Since I read fanfiction the majority of my time, I try to find something different that actually holds my interest. I joke not, this fanfiction is better than some novels I read. If you are a music lover, you will ADORE this. The lyrics in this fic are amazing. This fanfiction is sweet, sexy, humorous, and keeps you right on the edge. I highly recommend you to read it.


Posted by Top Hat, on July 27, 2009

This is one of our random posts to start things up. Sometimes we'll be stupid and ask random questions. Today's random question is:

Do you like Ramen Noodles, and if so what is your favorite kind?

You can tell if you have looked at the banner (please tell me you have looked at the banner! Me, Top Hat, will be very sad if you have not. The Ramen is located next to Mr. Pattinson's foot. :D ) that We like Ramen Noodles.

Top Hat's favorite kind of Ramen is the chicken. Enchilada's is the shrimp.

Let us know by comments or whatever.

By the way, I just saw The Ugly Truth, y'know the new movie with Gerard Butler (yummy) and it was hilarious. I might not be lazy and later post a review. Go see it.

Toodles and noodles! (ramen noodles)


Posted by Top Hat, on July 26, 2009

Hello all! Top Hat here!




I just want to say thanks to our few first fans on facebook. -clap clap clap-
You all get free gnomes!!!
:D
Enchilada wants to say thank you as well!





She is very excited.

We hope you are enjoying the site so far...at least what is the site so far. We hope to update with a lot of stuff, so please stay tuned!!!

If you have any fanfictions, fanart, writings, or just art let us know! We shall give you spotlight! Either talk to us on facebook, or shoot us an e-mail. Please keep checking out the site, it keeps updating every five seconds. ;]

You can thank me for the banner. I just learned how to use photoshop today. Yes, I am aware it is fuckawesome. :]

See you guys soon!

Posted by Top Hat on July 24, 2009

HELLO LOVES! Welcome to Top Hat and Enchilada! Please read our section about our site (entitled "Hello") located on your left. We are going to try to update once each week. Please bear with us.

Posted by Top Hat on July 20th, 2009